The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restoreth my faith in research websites,
He leads me to better reading habits
For my grade's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of overpiled assignments in such a short time,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For thou art with me.
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me answers in moments of blankness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My paper runneth over with ideas I recognise.
Surely passing grades and flying colours shall follow me
All the days of my exams and assignments,
And I shall not have to dwell in this university forever,
Amen!